The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!

There’s no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj10205
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What did the soar throat say to the throat lozenge?

You’re killin me halls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumppump202
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Sore throat.

Sitting in a room with my family and my brother has a sore throat. My other brother gets him some lozenges and a few minutes later after it becomes completely silent...

"Man, it's so quiet in here you could hear a cough drop."

Damnit dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fc528e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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My 6th grade teacher was the king of dad jokes.

My 6th grade teacher had a reputation of being the meanest, strictest teacher on campus, but once I made it through his class, I realized he could be a jokester, too.

-In math class, he liked to tell a long, complicated story about a boy encountering a genie, eventually wishing for some odd things, just to end it with the punchline, "Gee, I'm a tree." (geometry)

-Another one of his long jokes consisted of a man being chased by a hearse. In a fit of desperation, he throws some Halls throat lozenges at it...."and the coffin went away."

-During study time, he would sometimes grab a balloon from his desk, blow it up, and proceed to slowly let air out of it, just to produce the squeaky noise.

-His favorite short joke: "Doctor, doctor, I broke my arm in three places!" "I advise you to stay out of those places."

-He was also probably the all-time leader of correcting, "Can I go to the bathroom?"

-He would also occasionally play opera music at the end of the day, not dismissing the class until we made it through an entire song without laughing.

-There were also a couple words that incited a specific reaction from him. Many of these words showed up often in history class, which is his favorite subject (probably because of all the jokes):

Anyway, it was a fun year with that teacher. I'll add more of his quirks if I think of any.

-Also,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyei8hts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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The creator of the throat lozenge has died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibah_sadiq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week

There was no coffin at the funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneDiversity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...

There was no coffin at his funeral!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died...

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerryAtrick1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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The guy who invented throat lozenges just died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The man that invented throat lozenges died last week..

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mark_dawsom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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