What did the Thousand Island say to the refrigerator?
Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?
I made myself a turkey sandwich for lunch with pepperjack and thousand island. It wasn't quite a reuben...
...but I would say it was rubenesque.
Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
Dad dropped a gem on during dinner.
Me: Hey dad, do we have any thousand island dressing left? I don't see it in here.
Dad: Nope, theres only 900 island.
