Third Degree Murder Puns

A list of puns related to "Third Degree Murder"

4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for

The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder

The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault

The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs

The Fourth man simply says: Arson

The Second man asks him: What degree was it?

The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish

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👤︎ u/InsectNation1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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A group of crows were receiving their PhDs at their college's commencement ceremony when the police showed up.

They were all arrested for third-degree murder.

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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