The Weeknd Puns

A list of puns related to "The Weeknd"

If you were The Weeknd’s driver you could get a lot of *milage* out of the joke, I’m just working for The Weeknd
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👤︎ u/AnnieDog23456
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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The Weeknd met with an accident yesterday

Now he's dis-abel-d

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👤︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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👤︎ u/Glittering-Try1045
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why was the halftime show so good for the economy?

Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.

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👤︎ u/bore_nanu
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Got my wife good with this one.

Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:

Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.

Her: Really? Where?

Me: A little place called Frisatsun.

Her: Where is that?

Me: it's on the weekend!

She punched me immediately.

*Edited for formatting

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👤︎ u/Tankopotamus
📅︎ Apr 02 2017
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