Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
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The soviette union
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, βThe Colour of Magicβ, Prologue.
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer
But I guess they are steel around.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Whoβs responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
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︎ May 06 2019
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isnβt sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, βWhy thatβs a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!β
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Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
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︎ Jul 30 2018
If communist fatalists band together, is it the So-be-it union?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
Itβs not EU, itβs me.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...
Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.
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︎ Jul 19 2017
Whatβs another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.
Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.
Transcript (Important part in boldface):
Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"
I wait.
"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.
EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...
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︎ Sep 17 2018
The European Union is held together by EU rope
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︎ Aug 02 2018
What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?
They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.
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︎ Dec 07 2016
The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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︎ Mar 02 2014
Why did the Soviet Union fail?
Too much Stalin'.
Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?
They were always stalin'.
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︎ Jul 15 2016
Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?
Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!
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︎ Jul 06 2014
What do you call two friends who both work with the Union?
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︎ Jul 17 2015
How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?
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︎ Aug 10 2015
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?
Because they kept Stalin!
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︎ Feb 06 2017
The State of the Union is a pun
It's stating the state that the 50 states are in
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?
Because they were Russian
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