An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
Is my car the leader of the Soviet Union
I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer
But I guess they are steel around.
Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, “Why that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”
If communist fatalists band together, is it the So-be-it union?
I'm glad I wasn't born in the Soviet Union.
Whatever I did, I'd be Russian.
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?
Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?
Because they kept Stalin!
LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...
If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...
Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.
My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.
Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.
Transcript (Important part in boldface):
Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"
I wait.
"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.
EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.
The European Union is held together by EU rope
What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use
Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?
They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.
The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?
They were always stalin'.
Why did the Soviet Union fail?
Too much Stalin'.
Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?
Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!
What do you call two friends who both work with the Union?
How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
The State of the Union is a pun
It's stating the state that the 50 states are in
Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?
Because they were Russian
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