A list of puns related to "The Torrents Of Spring"
As I unzipped my pants, the once reclusive python, no longer bound by its cotton prison, springs to action as a torrent of bladder juice shoots out at Mach 2. A sigh of relief escaped my mouth as I inhaled deeply to loosen my pelvic floor. When the stream dilated my urethra and sent waves of pleasure through the compressed prostate, I knew I had made the right choice in excusing myself from the CS2800 lecture.
Unsurprising for the heavily abused Uris bathroom, the bowl I found myself in front of was already half full due to the neglect and malice of previous users. It was a suspension of finely aged urine, stratified in accordance to time, consistency and urea concentration. With my lemonade joining the punch, the layers are now disturbed, and the ancient and oppressed urine once more gasps for air. At once, my olfactory nerves were under siege by the odour - a delicate blend of musky earthiness from the stale, and crisp pungency from the fresh.
Trying to distract myself, I found myself fixated at the frothing man-beer, entranced by the rapidly forming bubbles, merging and annihilating each other as they blinked in and out of existence. The awe had masked the brisk droplets of the unholy mixture, now sent airborne by my stream, settling on my hands and water snake. Realisation came too late, as the uric acid and ketone bodies permeated into my skin.
But was it all urine? The previous creepy looking dude did take a lot longer than a bona fide piss session. Was he shaking the urine, or were the jerks and shivers a product of something else? As I start to doubt whether it was even his bladder that he emptied, and thinking of the potential STDs that accompanied his phallic gravy, my stream quickly ground to a halt. With my anus now clenched and perineum tight, the pee-valve has been completely crimped shut, and I start to implode from my internal forces as the remaining urine desperately fights to reunite with their departed brethren.
Ultimately, my pelvic floor, as strong as it has become, yields under the sheer force of amassed kidney nectar. As the stream became squirts, the squirts became droplets, I perform the routine shakes, slaps, and swings despite my already salt-bleached trouser crotch. The bowl was filled to the thanks to my hefty contribution. Being the virtuous individual I am, but perhaps more compelled to cleanse the world of this cursed brew, I smacked the flush lever, shuddering upon contact with the sticky dried urine. I have made a
... keep reading on reddit β‘Will it always be like this until I am dead?
Every spring must I bear it all againβ
With the first red haze of the budding maple boughs,
The first sweet-smelling rain?
Oh, I am like a rock in the rising river
Where the flooded water breaks with a low call,
Like a rock that knows the cry of the waters
And can not answer at all.
This is a repost of another post of mine from 7 months ago. I just want to point out that the torrent is still active and make it easier for those looking to play Evolve now to find the torrent.
It is possible for people who have only played the F2P version of Evolve (called Stage 2) to download Legacy in order to play with their Steam friends, but when they attempt to do so (by going into Properties, "Beta" tab, and choosing Legacy), the game will download instantly, and upon trying to run the game, there will be an error saying the executable file is missing.
This tutorial teaches how to get around that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg3lczo1wbA
It involves downloading the entire Legacy game folder from a file hoster and substituting Steam's folder of the game with the one that was downloaded. It works wonders, but it's really annoying to download, because it's divided in 21 parts and the download speed is slooow.
To improve things, I downloaded the 21 parts and made a torrent of the extracted/final folder, distributing it to several Stage-2-only Evolve players on my friends list, who are now happily playing Legacy. We will most likely be seeding this torrent for the foreseeable future.
Torrent's magnet link:
> magnet:?xt=urn:btih:A2A78151A071635F36A6E749C49AD475BF013ECF&dn=EvolveGame
Open the above link into your torrent client (usually "File" -> "Open torrent from URL"). It's equivalent to opening a .torrent file.
Edit: as of June 2020 the torrent is still being seeded; if the download is very slow even after a full day and you've restarted your torrent client, it's probably a configuration problem with your torrent client. Feel free to send me a private message for help.
I hope it's useful for someone out there!
Evolve Reunited 2.0 Discord server for finding matches: https://discord.gg/pqzdvVH
I've used sites like GuitarBackingTrack.com for years but wondering if there's other more comprehensive collections of guitarless backing tracks to real recordings of songs out there. Anybody have any huge archives they'd be willing to share??
After spending hours downloading the manga from dynasty, mostly page by page due to the download limit, decided to share the manga to all who may be interested! I hope the manga eventually gets an official english translation, but till then this is the best we can do.
Edit: Iβm looking for a free way...
Like in the Matrix, for example. They're shooting into the windows of a building with a helicopter and Keanu just magically misses them for so long?
It honestly tarnishes my ability to appreciate scenes like this for some reason. Anyone else?
Pretty much that. Unless I'm completely wrong a 'seed' is someone with the whole torrent. How can there possibly be 33 of them listed in Qbittorrent but only 55% of the torrent is available.
What book are you reading to match this scene?
So, You've selected of a torrent for download, a torrent that is completely legal mind you but thats besides the point. Anyway, the torrent in question has a batch of files and let's say in this 100% fictitious scenario that these batch of files are a merged 0.219 romset with over 1k files.
When selecting the torrent it gives you the option to pick and choose what to download with in that torrent. We all know about this. My question is this: Is there a client that has the ability to search for a specific file with in the torrent/magnet link etc? I know you can browse the files by letter with a keystroke, unfortunately if the zipfile name starts with the letter B and you hit the B key in browse, it brings you to the top of the files that start with B. Unfortunately if the next letter in the filename is Q(Example: Bquest2.zip) or anyother lower alphabet, you just can't hit the Q key after hitting B to bring up all the files that have the letter Q right after B in the file name.
I am looking for a way that would allow me to download the files I am looking for with out having to comb through thousands while looking for that one file, which is what I am doing now. Luckily there are many sites that with complete listings, also have the romfile names and the names of the files needed to run some of the newer roms while NOT actually having the roms for download. Still it's awesome for referencing as it is a massive curated list with Screen shots etc. It's like a museum for Arcade emulation. Don't think I can link it here, even tho no roms are linked nor posted there but better safe than sorry. I wouldn't even google search 'arcade database italia' which is an English site contrary to the name.
Besides manually hunting and cherry picking the selective download, is there a "Find file" option within the selective download screen in any torrent clients? Downloading a 65GIG set just to search file that way is NOT something I wanna do, tho it's more than likely faster to find once download, the file I am looking for then it is to selective check the box for individual D/L. I hope this all makes sense, I tried to explain the best I could while on enough Xanax to medicate a pack of elephants who have been on a coke binge while banging meth.
Thank you for understanding my lack of understanding with in my current state.
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I use a particular DNS on my router for everything but want to user another one for my torrent client only. Is it possible to change that? Currently I'm using Qbittorrent but it doesn't have to be related to it. Does any torrent client provide this option or maybe via another app?
Edit: Solved. The solution user pickymeek suggested working perfectly. Such a simple, clever solution.
All I read is complaint here after complaint. I knew it would come but itβs disappointing to see so few complements. Clearly so much work has gone into making this game even better. From subtle control improvements all the way to completely new ways to explore the world. I for one am thrilled with the update and look forward to digging into it even further! Thank you Rockstar!
This Pi currently has Transmission (deluge wouldn't work), Sabnzbd, & Radarr.
I already set
vm.oom-kill = 0
in the
/etc/sysctl.conf
file.
Now to be clear, I wouldn't mind buying the 4GB and re-purposing this one into something else... but I feel like there's no way this thing needs way more than 1GB of memory
A spot of sunshine gladdens the heart.
This is a no lamp meme zone!
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