I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team.
Which Buddhist basketball team is the best in Tibet?
What happened when a supercomputing engineer tried out for the olympic diving team?
Why does the away team always lose in Basketball?
Because they're always called for travelling.
Our soccer team is so bad that our opponent hit the bar twice in the first half.
They could have at least waited till the end to have a drink.
My dad was telling me about the time he got stuck in a blizzard for 4 days with his dog sledding team. He ended up having to eat one of the dogs. I asked him if it was any good...
We had to kick the mason off our basketball team.
Just been fired and lost my job on the FBI interrogation team
I keep making jokes to my friend on the track team about the same topic…
All the Mennonite kids got cut from the local baseball team
Everytime they came to bat it was a swing and Amish
Why do the numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team?
Because together they thrive.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why was Hannible from the A Team so happy with his baking?
Because he loves it when a flan comes together.
The ultimate Frisbee team from the University of Pennsylvania was giving away free writing utensils that had been made by Sean Penn, and I got the second-to-last one.
Now I have the penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen.
Looking for a play on the word “pod” for a team name.
Some names I have are: Pods and Recreation, Life of Pod, Pod of War, Podzilla, America’s Next Pod Model.
Why did the football team hire Gilbert Gottfried?
Because they needed help with their offensive line.
Why didn't Spider Man ever team up with the Green Goblin?
I'm trying to put together a top level Hide-N-Seek team. The problem is....
good players are hard to find.
Who won the World Lumberjack Championship team event?
Tree fellers from Ireland.
What did the football coach say to his team after he insulted them?
They need to make an NFL team that is called the Cashews so when the team run onto the field the crowd yells "GO NUTS!".
What's the worst NBA team pants to wear?
Our dentist sponsored my kids little team team, so when they won the championship they were expecting a big trophy
But all they got was a little plaque
Do you know why the Ferrari F1 Team didn't use the new Perpetuum mobile engine?
Because it was anti-Sainz 😏
Why did the football team recruit a tiny ghost?
They were looking for a little team spirit!
I practiced really hard so I could make the water polo team.
What did the swimming and diving team do when they were stranded on a desert island without a diving board?
They resorted to cannonballism.
The home football team played against a team of tongues.
Did you hear about the skunk who got cut from the basketball team?
They had excellent shooting skills, but their defense stunk.
Have you guys heard about the dwarf soccer team?
They never got to play because they were always short people
What baseball team tells the best jokes?
I wish I owned the second professional basketball team in Miami.
When people ask which team I own I would tell them, “It’a not the Heat, it’s the Humidity.”
My friend Nick asked me for help on getting picked for the basketball team.
I told him to sit at the picnic table.
Why did the politically correct soccer team never win any matches?
Who isn't allowed in the zoo's quiz team?
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
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