Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said

"Enter Juliet From Behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...

Last Tango in Paris!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I told all the members of the dictionary that I was writing a script for them and they told me they were really excited to be in a film.

I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genoci4aL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Finally wrote the script for my movie called Clocks.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polmeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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To the people who hate on β€œscripted” videos...

Wait until I show you Netflix!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I heard they're making a movie based on the game Tetris

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Computer Coffee..

I was telling my wife a story about a programmer that was able to run a computer script on a Coffee Machine.

It would brew the coffee for the person exactly as they reached the machine, my wife jokingly said, "he speaks computer coffee."

That is when Dad Joke came in and I said, you could say that he speaks Java.

She walked outside without saying anything and stared at the yard for a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scopecontro1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.

They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godith024
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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If your name is Faim and you own a house, your hall would be the Hall of Faim.

The Script and will.i.am could be your flatmates

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Dad-joked my teacher today

So, today was my CNC class. For those that don't know what CNC is, it's basically the computer programming, and execution of automated machining and manufacturing. To program it, there is a very long script you have to write to tell the machine what to do.

He was reviewing his own code in front of the whole class, when he realized something, he's missing an R-plane. He says "Where is my R-plane?" I respond, "Probably at the R-port"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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Dadjoked by My 9 Year Old Daughter

Scene: We are preparing for Trick or Treating tomorrow and picked out her costume. It included gloves in the costume.

Her: We need to go to the store so I can get different gloves for the costume.

Me: Didn't it come with gloves?

Her: Yes, but they didn't fit. . . Like a glove. . .

Me: Oh. Good. Lord.

Post Script. She knew she dad joked because after she asked, "Get it? Fit like a glove. . ."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Marley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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Dad joked my state farm rep.

Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"

Me- "You should enable java script!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virginiamudbrick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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My 17 year old brother dropped this one today.

TV: "She is one of only a handful of people who can read the ancient script Cuneiform."

Brother: "They must be tiny."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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Dad jokes of this generation.

context: I have arm tattoos that have lots of script.

Person "Oh, what do your arms say?"

Me "I don't know, I can't read. I was hoping you could tell me. hahahahaha."

I'm the only one who ever laughs. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usesdirectquotes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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