A list of puns related to "The Script"
"Enter Juliet From Behind"
Last Tango in Paris!
I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.
It's about time.
Wait until I show you Netflix!
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
I was telling my wife a story about a programmer that was able to run a computer script on a Coffee Machine.
It would brew the coffee for the person exactly as they reached the machine, my wife jokingly said, "he speaks computer coffee."
That is when Dad Joke came in and I said, you could say that he speaks Java.
She walked outside without saying anything and stared at the yard for a while.
They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.
The Script and will.i.am could be your flatmates
So, today was my CNC class. For those that don't know what CNC is, it's basically the computer programming, and execution of automated machining and manufacturing. To program it, there is a very long script you have to write to tell the machine what to do.
He was reviewing his own code in front of the whole class, when he realized something, he's missing an R-plane. He says "Where is my R-plane?" I respond, "Probably at the R-port"
Scene: We are preparing for Trick or Treating tomorrow and picked out her costume. It included gloves in the costume.
Her: We need to go to the store so I can get different gloves for the costume.
Me: Didn't it come with gloves?
Her: Yes, but they didn't fit. . . Like a glove. . .
Me: Oh. Good. Lord.
Post Script. She knew she dad joked because after she asked, "Get it? Fit like a glove. . ."
Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"
Me- "You should enable java script!"
TV: "She is one of only a handful of people who can read the ancient script Cuneiform."
Brother: "They must be tiny."
context: I have arm tattoos that have lots of script.
Person "Oh, what do your arms say?"
Me "I don't know, I can't read. I was hoping you could tell me. hahahahaha."
I'm the only one who ever laughs. :D
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