I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
The Salvation Army Thrift Store near me has a quite punny sign today.
Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
I gave my organ to the Salvation Army.
Does that make me an Organ Donor?
Studying for bio and asked my dad about the four methods of gene transfer...
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
