The Netherlands Puns

The Flying Dutchman

Gouda question.

An Amsterdad

Holland oats

so I can say that all these jokes are really cheesy

Holland Oats.

Where do Gerbil go on vacation?

Hamsterdam

Me: Is Messi on this team?

Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?

Me: sigh Messy

Dad: That's it! He's Messi!

Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"

There haven't been posts all year

Happy 2019 from the Netherlands

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

My sister and I are watching the Australia-Netherlands WC game and she suddenly asks,

Sister: What's the capital of Netherlands? Me: Amsterdam. Sister: Hungary? Me: Starving.

It's half past one and my sleepy self is so proud of myself.

Spain lost 5-1 from the Netherlands (I am Dutch). So my father sent me this picture

The Flying Dutchman