A list of puns related to "The Moon"
Great food, no atmosphere.
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
Then it dawned on me.
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
A space heater.
They decided to call it a day.
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
Neil before him.
So, I took her to the planetarium.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
Singapore!
It has lots of space.
That man’s hands were COLD...
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
A lunar-tic.
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
Hi, tide!
It has meteor showers!
The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
It had no atmosphere.
“Have you been out all night?”
But it sure is up there.
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
"Neil before me"
Neil before me.
Neil before me
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
Great food, no atmosphere!
Sycamore
Neil before me.
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
Neil before me
Neil before me.
Great food.... no atmosphere.
Neil before him.
Eclipse it.
Great food no atmosphere
Great food, no atmosphere.
Great food, but no atmosphere
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