What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Furiously honks car horn in the middle of no where without a car in sight.
Kids: looks up from their phones, βwhy did you do that for?β
Dad: βto scare away the elephants!β
Kids: βwhat elephants?!!β
Dad: βsee itβs working!β
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
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︎ May 26 2020
I'm in the middle of something
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...
It'll be called Suburbway.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a spider from the Middle East?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Did you hear that middle-aged people are the happiest?
Yeah, theyβre halving the time of their life.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Two dogs were walking down an empty highway. One of them stopped and defecated in the middle of the road.
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, βClean up that mess.β
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, βNope. Thatβs your asphalt!β
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
βIraqβ, I said. Then Iran.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, thatβs a stretch.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Pun from The Middle Earth
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street
imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very βin lighteningβ experience.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
We can now safely say that we're in the middle of World coronisation
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Why did the shopper stop in the middle of the road?
So she could do online shopping.
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︎ May 07 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
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︎ May 19 2020
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Your nose is in the middle of your face because itβs the scenter
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why is your nose is the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
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