What did the thumb say to the finger?
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
I tried finger food for the first time
Luckily I only used five so I could still hold it
Where is it most unsafe to play the “pull my finger” game?
I was in church the other day and the vicar was pointing his finger going "Pew, pew, pew". I asked him if he was pretending to fire a laser pistol or something...
He said "Nope, just counting the seats".
I was cleaning my finger gun the other day...
And shot a hole in my air guitar.
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.
I can always count on them.
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
I got into an accident and I was shocked when the doctor told me that my fingers were broken.
Why did the IT-guy burn his fingers?
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does that make it ambitextrous?
Why did the man with his fingers in an electrical socket stop dancing?
I yelled “cow!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...
If she bites you, she's a female.
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, hold ups two fingers and says..
Yesterday I broke my finger, on the other hand I'm fine!
More and more people are sticking cheese on the tips of their fingers. Jane, who puts Camembert on her index finger, is a casein point.
My friend told me this long story on how he lost the tip of his index finger in an accident.
A guy I know injured his thumb and his fingers started aching in sympathy the next day.
They were brothers in arm.
Whenever I spy on my neighbour over the fence, I always stand on a box of fish fingers
just to get a Birdseye view.
Knowing the measurement from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky finger is pretty handy.
My doctor said I should be icing my broken finger to help the swelling go down... Am I doing it right?
My fingers always go numb on the ride into work
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
I burnt my fingers on the barbecue.
Next time I won't cook them for so long.
The other day a cadmium brick fell onto my two middle fingers.
Son: How did you lose the little finger on your left hand, Dad?
Dad: I was showing someone how I lost the one on my right
My dad used to have me convinced he could stop the rain by snapping his fingers it was not until I was a little older that I realized
He would snap his fingers when we went under over passes....
Thought this belonged here.
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers
When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked when the doctors told me I broke all my fingers.
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does it make it ambitextrous?
I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.
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