If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
She had Acapulco-lips.
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
It was an alpaca-lypse
"You got spat on, you big baby, it's not the end of the world!"
"That's not what I said. I said it was the alpaca lips!"
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apocalypse.
My son cried when he lost his first girlfriend. I told him don't worry its not the end of the world
Just yours.
A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted “the end of the world is nigh”
I think it was farmer geddon
A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"
Must be Farmer Geddon
Scientists have determined exactly what will spell the end of the world
D.
My end of the world prediction is pretty far away.
I wouldn't bet on it though. Hindsight's 2080.
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
(originally r/jokes)
People talk about the apocalypse like it’s the end of the world.
Its the end of the world... v.redd.it/5dg8z49i67p11
Hearing loss isn't the end of the world...
but a string of words in sign-language is a deaf sentence.
Edit: please don't thank me, just pay it forward.
What’s the best part about sleeping at the end of the world as we know it?
R.E.M.
After the Hawaii scare, people are making end of the world jokes.
Like there is no tomorrow.
My dad sent me this text last night after Kolten Wong was picked off to end Game 4 of the World Series
"The picked off Cardinal base runner was in the Wong place at the Wong time."
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
You know, my flat-earther friend tried to walk to the end of the world to prove its flat.
In the end, he came around.
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."
I think it was Farmer Geddon!
