Watch out! r/puns is in danger
r/punpatrol
r/punKGB
r/Pun_Internal_Affairs
r/punspecialforces
These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.
If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!
They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt
##VIVA LA R/PUNS
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
We can’t allow this year to end...
That would be admitting that 2021
There is a group of people that always ends things...
I just ended a 5 year old relationship.
Good thing it wasn't mine.
How do chickens end there shift’s
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, “THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”
It might be farmer Geddon.
I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
We cannot allow this year to end
That would be admitting 2021
[Edit] Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes!
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
Todays election will end by 6:00 pm.
This can only be achieved if one 'Trumps' the other then they should be done 'Biden'.
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
The U.K. lockdown is going to end...
No T.V. show producers want to hire me any more because I end up getting every show I show up on canceled.
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
And this is the way it ends
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
I liked the Frozen movie ending...
It was warm and well thawed out.
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
I secretly don't want 2020 the end..
Because then it'd mean 2021.
What starts with P and ends with ORN?
Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
Spend your last dollar on a $0.98 lottery ticket and see what you end up with.
That's just my two cents.
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
It doesn't matter if you're tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
We cannot allow this year to end!
That would be admitting that 2021.
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