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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

José & JosB

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👤︎ u/eagleboy444
📅︎ Mar 05 2022
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Apparently Ottawa's police chief was fired for failing to quell the protests.

I guess he reacted too Sloly.

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👤︎ u/LandscapeStreet
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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The cops raided a poetry reading last night. On the news, the police chief said they were there to

Busta Rhymes

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👤︎ u/trinitymaster
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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What does the chief call his wife when she's being naughty?

Mischief!

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👤︎ u/itchypeanutsog
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia's chief export.

And import.

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👤︎ u/toorudez
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:

“Are you all Wright?!”

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👤︎ u/fadedmemento
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Black hole got a job in a factory...he is now the chief...

Shredder there.

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👤︎ u/SiD_-_-_
📅︎ Sep 08 2021
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What do you call the police chief’s wife?

Mischief

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👤︎ u/decentname99
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call the chief of an ancient Amazonian tribe?

Amazon Prime

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👤︎ u/JaimesBond
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?

Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"

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👤︎ u/ginks_21
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
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👤︎ u/Spelelo
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you hear what the New York Times editor-in-chief said on their last day?

"Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today."

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,

“I must have taken Lief off my census”.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...

What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?

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👤︎ u/TreyBien875
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose-B

Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"

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👤︎ u/getkarthikmr
📅︎ Sep 24 2015
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his son

Jose

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Hose A, and Hose B.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his twins?

José and Hose-B

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👤︎ u/1000Penguins
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B

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👤︎ u/FieldMarshalWindbag3
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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What did the Hispanic fire chief names his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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👤︎ u/freakinhuge
📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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