Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible
He never Saul Jesus coming
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, βno, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...β
Havenβt you read Hebrews?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call food that preaches the Bible?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Son, take the bible with a grain of salt...
... hence, don't take it as gospel.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
So, in the Bible, Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him, ultimately getting pregnant...
I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
The bible is the greatest story ever told.
And to hell with anyone who doesnβt believe me.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
You could say it's very prophetable.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
The priest always skims through the bible on surface
Because the devil is in the details
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why did the pastor put butter in his bible?
So he could spread the word
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wifeβs coffee everyday?
Yup, itβs right there in Hebrews.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What's the first book in the video game bible?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What part of the Bible has the most love stories?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.
I told her not to make it a habit.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Iβm trying to write a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Thereβs a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
What's a bro's favorite book in the Bible?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Did you know the Bible actually predicted that gay parades would be held during the summer?
Pride comes before the fall.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ May 19 2019
Who was the most ruthless man in the Bible?
Boas before he got married.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Who was the best comedian in the Bible?
Samson.
He brought the house down.
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︎ Feb 16 2017
Abraham was the smartest man in the Bible. He knew a Lot.
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︎ Mar 08 2018
Jesus drove a Honda, it says in the Bible:
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" John 12:49
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Where does the Bible mention smoking?
Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Paul got his name changed in the Bible...
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible
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︎ May 10 2018
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...
That makes me an eighth theist.
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︎ May 11 2019
I recently wrote a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I only believe in 12.5 percent of the Bible
I guess you can call me an eightheist
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︎ Mar 23 2019
The Bible scares the hell out of me
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︎ Jan 02 2017
All men should make coffee. It says so in the Bible
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible..
Guess that makes me an eighth theist.
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︎ May 21 2016
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