Books Of The Bible Puns

You could say it's very prophetable.

DUDEronomy

Hebrews

The book of psalms trees

The Mega Drive.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

Husband: I should read the book of Ruth again.

Me: The book of Ruth? Is that in the bible?

H: Yes.

M: Wait. There are women in the bible other than Mary's?? (Joking)

H: Yes, there are many other women-

M: Nope. Don't believe it. Mary's from top to bottom!

H: That's a very Ruth-less view of the bible.

Family in kitchen awaiting breakfast

Dad: "Honey, make me some coffee."

Mom: "Make your own coffee"

Dad: "A women's place is in the kitchen, so you have to make it"

Mom: "No, it says in the bible that men make coffee"

Dad: "It does? Where?"

*Opens bible and points to the book of "HeBrews"

At dinner last night, my stepmom was trying to remember something and said to us "What's the name of that book...?"

And my dad and I, in perfect unison, asked "The Bible?"

Truly, the torch has passed to a new generation.

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan