He was fired recently.
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
Then it hit me
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
"That's the goal at least."
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
She had mittens.
well it came down.
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
Roll reversal
Dead center.
She gagged.
Pretty nuts am I right
I was ready and wading!
She had a litter of mittens.
Because they are under a buck.
They’ve been ‘round a long time.
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
They’re only retrievers.
She gagged
No matter how hard I racked my brain.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
Outlook not good.
Don't worry. I ducked just in time.
We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.
Spreading their tiny legs.
Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling.
Great service
But they don't understand the gravity of the situation
The turkey was already dressed.
The TEEvee
then it hit me
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And then it hit me.....
It was a lovely service.
