Thaws Puns

But it was too hard not to.

Wife: Can you get some chicken to thaw?

Dad: Hmm. Hey Son, didn't they destroy the rainbow bridge?

Son: what??

Dad: To Asgard, didn't they destroy the bridge?

Son: Yes........why.......?

Dad: I'm just not sure how I'm gonna get the chicken to Thor that's all.

He hadn't thawed of that

I thought I thaw a pussycat.

Her: "It isn't done yet because I had to get a shower!"

Me: "You should've just showered with it."

Her: "That'd be weird."

Me: "I shower with my meat everyday!"

I thought it was a classic. I got nothing but eye rolling from her.

I have it all thawed out.

Me: Are we having that steak for dinner? Wife: No, I'm just cooking it because I thawed it. Me: Thought it what?...

... Would he be called Thaw?

Because they couldn't let it go

You could say it was a well thawed out plan.

But I thawed it out and decided against it.

Guess you could say my dinner plans weren’t well thawed out.

Father says, “thaw it out, kiddo”.

It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

They're never well thawed out.

He needed time to thaw out.

I asked her to please thaw it out.

I did not pull my frozen food from the freezer in time for the big dinner. That was not well thawed out.

Sister: I think I'm going to get her a Frozen blanket

Me: Don't bother. By the time it gets here it'll have thawed out

A well thawed out plan.

Puns are my thing at Disney, and when the ride would stop working, I would say over the PA system "I'm sorry everybody, but our ride is Frozen at the moment. I know it's a bit of a fixer upper, but Elsa's giving us the cold shoulder right now, she's really freezing us out. (Or Olaf lost his cool and is having a melt down) Once we can have true love thaw out a Frozen ride, well be back up and running!

Gf sister: the Easter bunny brought her a Frozen fishing pole

Gf dad: yeah she has to wait till it thaws out to use it.

I chuckled to myself

Tonight, my dad is barbecuing salmon for dinner. In order to barbecue this salmon, he needs to first put it in warm water in the dishpan so that it can thaw. However, my mom is using the dishpan, and it's full of water, so he has to wait for her to be done.

Shortly thereafter, she's done with the dishpan and goes to the door to go outside and throw the water on the plants. Only problem: the door is closed. So the following exchange occurs.

>Mom: Hey dad, can you grab the door for me?

>Dad: OK. grabs door handle really hard HNNNNNNG

>Mom: ಠ_ಠ

>Dad: grunting with effort I'm doing this for you, dear!

>Mom: Can you... open the door for me, dear?

>Dad: Oh. opens door What did you think that was going to accomplish, anyway?

The neighbor got (our daughter) a frozen outfit for Christmas. Hopefully it thaws out.

We were talking about her parents and younger sister who are in Disney world and she said "They are bringing me something frozen from Disney!" I turned to look at her and said "But won't it thaw out before it gets here?"

My little sister told him that she wants to get her friend the Frozen DVD... To which he responded "Why would you get her a frozen DVD? A thawed DVD would work much better".

My friend and I we're playing Dayz, and his game froze, so he yelled "Damn it my game is frozen!". I responded with "Maybe you should thaw it."

Edit: Forgot a word.

My little sister absolutely loves the movie "Frozen", so naturally my parents got her the book for Christmas.

Sister: "Oh, I love Frozen! I can't wait to read this!"

Dad: "Well you're gonna have to wait. It'll need time to thaw."

"I think I'm going to watch frozen this summer." "but then it will be thawed!" Que grones

Me: "My computer froze, could you help me?" Dad: "Tried thawing it?"

Groans were made

Me: "Making pasta is super simple, all you really need is flour, eggs, and salt"

Chef: "Well you need water too, but that should be obvious"

Me: "Actually you can use ice instead of water, you just have to make sure it's thawed"

Everyone listening: "Ugh..."

It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

Thaw