No, there is a vas deferens between them.
There's a vas deferens between them
Me-Narrrds
They have completely different functionality.
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
At least my heart was in the right place.
Try this on for sighs.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
No one gives a crap.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
He really gets a kick out of it.
A taxi
A pop quiz!
(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)
.....and got scammed out of $10,000.
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
You know, cos Pa's tense.
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
It’s called the iChart
but it does give me paws.
Ian
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
A lot of the questions I was stumped on.
so it's an ex-spearmint.
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
A stimulus check.
A subreddit.
You get a womb with a view.
He was panakin
But it was a typo.
Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.
Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.
Nobody got higher than me.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
A heroine addict
I was parsley correct.
Turns out, my house is pregnant.
Turns out I'm dyslexic and lacrosse intolerant
They passed anyway
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
It really ruffled my feathers
"Your kid in me."
He was baked.
Tent in Quarantino
There is a vas deferens between them.
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
Nobody got higher than me.
