A list of puns related to "Telok Ayer"
I just overheard someone saying all stalls will be moving somewhere in Apr/May 2022.
Anyone knows where?
Hi! Iโm considering renting alone near my workplace (Tanjong Pagar / Telok Ayer). Have received comments from both sides of the camp (personal growth, independence, convenience vs opportunity costs, higher expenses etc).
Iโm in my early 30s and also financially sound - I draw a high income and invest aggressively in ETFs, while leaving aside substantial cash buffer.
Would really like to hear from those who have been through this journey!
PS: not expecting much from this, but any advice / recommendation on 1BR/studio condos would be well appreciated too!
Edit: so thankful and appreciate all the comments! Please do keep them coming ๐
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
14 Contesting seat in Melaka:
Masjid Tanah - Lendu, Taboh Naning
Alor Gajah - Gadek, Durian Tunggal, Asahan
Tangga Batu - Pantai Kundor, Kelebang
Hang Tuah Jaya - Ayer Molek
Kota Melaka - Duyong, Telok Mas
Jasin - Bemben, Rim, Serkam, Merlimau
^All seats above shown was won under 50% vote share in last GE and the ones that are not mention in the list are the seat which is winnable by their respective party candidates.
Reference: -https://election.thestar.com.my/malacca.html -https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Malacca_state_election
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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