Television Shows Puns

It's called forensic flies

Thanks for the 12 years of music.

It’ll be on paper view.

They can call it "Genital Hospital".

He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

I was watching the terrible television show Long Island Medium with my Dad and I said, "I could probably be a Medium" Dad says, "And I could be a small".

As a father of three, by far my favorite Dad Joke has to be claiming things as my "Dancer Names". I have at least one or two a week.

It's whenever someone says something in conversation which sounds like it could be a Stripper name. Off the top of my head, here are some I've used:

"Yummy Cupcakes", "Pansy Taboo", "Stamen Fuzz", "Dark Almond", "Squeeze Bacon", "Bolt Upright"

I'll often follow it up with a hint as to what that show may just be like.

Guy on television: "The bee is now covered in stamin fuzz..."

Me: "'Stamen Fuzz' is my dancer name. Quite a show; not for the allergic."