Telepaths Puns

A list of puns related to "Telepaths"

Help wanted: telepath.

You know where to apply.

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👤︎ u/HugeLetterhead
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did one telepath say to the other?
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👤︎ u/Xerotrope
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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I once had a job as a telepath.

Now, I know what you're thinking...

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I am telling today's dad joke telepathicly.

If you laugh and/or groan for seemingly no reason at all, it was me. You're welcome.

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👤︎ u/tabthorpe
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Nobody has partially blinded my telepathic horse 'Psyclops' with argonated water.

All is for -naut.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call a lame person who has telepathy?

Telepathetic

Edit: How tf this is my first post that blew over 1k!!

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👤︎ u/snowbirb0
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Talking is such a waste of time. You know we could communicate telepathically...

...if we put our minds to it

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👤︎ u/TypicalTyrian
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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