A list of puns related to "Magicians"
Ian
I have 2 half sisters.
He could walk down Main St. and turn into a bar.
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled βoneβ, and the magician smiled, βtwoβ, and he disappeared without a tres.
Then he turned into a shop.
Ian
An abracadaver
David Copafeel
Missed Erection
The harbour, so he could make them a pier.
A magic juan
A small medium at large.
Iβve got a few twix up my sleeve.
He says, βuno, dos..β and then POOF he disappeared without a tresβ¦
Me: "Why turn one problem into two?"
It was quite the amazing trick.
With relish!
They will both insist that you βpick a codβ
Cause he never revealed any of his secrets.
Pick a cod, any cod
My audience was blown away
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youβre not a good magician, my teaβs still here.
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?
Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.
P1: How so?
P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.
P1: You raise at interesting point.
P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?
P1: Yes
P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.
and then he turned into a driveway.
You better use a Penn & Teller
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
You get a ras***poutine***
A Labra-cadabra-dor retriever!
And then turned into a driveway.
He went out for cigarettes and disappeared
A wheezard.
Ian
Ian.
Ian
Ian.
Ian
...he disappeared without a Très
He says, βPick a cod, any cod!β
Ian
He disappeared without a tres.
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
"β¦ UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
Ian.
He turned into a driveway.
Ian
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