Teflon Puns

A list of puns related to "Teflon"

The police caught the teflon thief red-handed

And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?

Because its non stick.

Source: my actual Dad.

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👤︎ u/LippyHippy23
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Any criticism you can make about Teflon will never stick.
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👤︎ u/DisRuptive1
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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Do you know who are the Klingons natural enemies?

The Teflons.

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👤︎ u/Joakkov
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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