Ted Talk Puns

Hi I just walked in off the street and was given a TED Talk, my topic today is why Rythian deserves all the appreciation.

1. He just comes across as a guy playing video games with his friends.

• Especially noticeable in the admiral streams, Rythian never seems like he’s performing a job, he’s just chilling with his homies playing strategy games like a regular guy. You can tell Rythian genuinely cares about the other Yogs to the extent they still play games off camera just for fun like back in the Goone Squad days.

2. The References

• Picture the scene, you are watching TTT, the map clearly resembles your favourite TV show and no one has noticed. Then you remember... Rythian is in the session. He’ll drop a few broad references for all the normies then hit you with that one niche reference literally only one person will comment about on the subreddit.
• Every sitcom I’ve ever heard Rythian mention is a straight banger to the extent if I hear him mention one I add it to my list. The man has his pulse firmly on good pop culture.

3. His Comedy Style

• In a standard TTT recording, Rythian is by far the most generous in terms of humour. In a group of zany, whacky characters, Rythian heightens their humour by playing the straight man. Like a Swedish Michael Bluth, by acting like a sane rational person, the goofy hijinks of someone like Lewis or Ped are heightened. That’s not to say our boy Rythian doesn’t bust out a zinger now and again (think I am bees) and when he makes that shift from slightly more serious type to batshit crazy, the juxtaposition of the change guarantees for a side splitter.

4. The Salt

• Sometimes being a straight man gets too much and the cup of salt overfloweth. What a treat. Everyone knows these moments, I don’t even need to list them but they never disappoint.

5. He Spits Bars

• If you’ve ever caught a karaoke stream, you know he was recently crowned number 1 on the top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.

6. He’s Multilingual

• The guy does all of the above in his second language. What a beast.

7. He beat Zylus in a GTA race that one time

• Not 100% sure on this one because I only really remember Zylus coming second but I needed to flesh out this list a bit.

8. He makes up some of the best duos

• Rythian and Zylus (team token foreigners)
• Rythian and Ben (the worst traitors)
• Rythian and Ravs (Sweden vs Scotland)
• Need I say more? The man is a social chameleon that just gets on with everyone.

9. Consiste

So what I have noticed after watching so many ted talks ks that most of them talk so much random shit and barely come to point. The topic in title is so little talked in the video that it almost feels like misleading title or clickbait. If its 15 to 18 mins of time just get to the goddamn point already.

Black lives don't matter whatsoever, so really the BLM campaign is useless

The reason I'm saying black lives don't matter is because, in the grand scheme of things, nobody, or no lives matter

So there ya have it, nobody matters coz we're all useless

Hope you enjoyed my Ted talk (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Im done being alive.

I´m on bars every day just to not have feelings, and fuck it helps.

I´ve taken 4 bars now, and i have oxy at hand.

I think imma just take a few mg of oxy too to just get shit done w.

I´m a 21 year old female and life just be pointless.

OD´d on bars 3 days ago and almost died, but almost ain´t enough

Just wanted to vent. thanks for listening to my Ted talk.