Taster Puns

A list of puns related to "Taster"

What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?

A Somalier

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👤︎ u/peva3
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?

Not much

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.

I would just be testing the waters.

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👤︎ u/childishfanbino3005
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why couldn't the wine taster get ahead in life...

He kept making pour decisions.

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👤︎ u/Usernamesrannoying
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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My father is a goldmine of 'dad-jokes' here's a taster.

My mum and dad had separated by this point and he was picking me up from the town centre where I was with a girl I was seeing, named Jenni. After introducing herself my father paused for a second, let out a slight smirk and replied "What, from the block?" slapped his thigh and let out a hearty dad-chuckle.

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👤︎ u/InfernusConsurget
📅︎ Sep 13 2013
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Heard a dadjoke on the street today

A woman was standing out on the street outside a restaurant giving out tasters to passers-by.

Woman: Would you like to try? It's chicken!

Passer-by: [without missing a beat] How dare you! I'm sure it was very brave before it died!

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👤︎ u/megamouth2
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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