7 Hilarious Tare Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

One for the intellectuals (and the kitchen-dwellers). Digital scales are so fragile.

I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.

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👤︎ u/Will_MMIV

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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Want to hear a joke about paper?

I’m warning you. It’s tare-able

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👤︎ u/AirmanProbie

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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My job is making sure that the cow weighing scales are accurate

You could say my position is tare-a-bull

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?

It’s tare-able

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👤︎ u/gotBEER

📅︎ Sep 20 2018

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What do you call someone who runs around a laboratory resetting scales in the middle of an experiment?

A tare-orist.

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👤︎ u/etrmedia

📅︎ Feb 21 2016

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I got into an argument with my butcher as he was measuring some meat.

He said he was going to tare me a new one.

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👤︎ u/monkeygonetoheaven3

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Where do you put your mystical cards?

In the tarot bowl. A threatening bovine on one of these cards is the terror bull. The cards are made out of paper, so they're tearable. When you take the cards out of the bowl, the bowl is now tare-able. But truth be told, this long pun is terrible.

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👤︎ u/zizmax_

📅︎ Nov 26 2013

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