Did they name kitkat as a reverse tactic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_CrunchyCrunch
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?

Guerrilla TicTacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did the lawyer use when he went fishing?

De’bait’!

or, alternate punchline:

Bating tactics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms__Brightside
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I thought I’d try snail racing

My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,

All it did was make them a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amywit16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Hungarians use scare tactics to exterminate bugs

It's called boo-the-pest control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dementia_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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What do you call a tactical unit comprised of nuns?

Force of Habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcherofArchet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Tactical Velcro Opening as explained by someone who must be a dad youtube.com/watch?v=vSK3m…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jet_tripleseven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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History is amazing for shit like this:
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The US doesn't condone torture techniques like waterboarding.

We prefer the term "tactical baptism".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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WW1 generals on the western front were really stubborn.

One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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While at work, I frequently go to the public restroom in my building to avoid doing my job...

you could say it's a stalling tactic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vladipus222
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What is the difference between tic-tac-toe and footsies?

One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozylanthe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store

She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subzero9101
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Why you don't try to explain video games to fathers.

So I was having dinner with my father attempting to describe to him a bad experience I had while playing a game of League of Legends with my boyfriend. The conversation went as follows. " SO yeah, I was Evelynn a champion who can go invisible and my boyfriend told me to go back door their nexus, which is to go attack it when the team isn't there to defend it's kinda a cheep tactic, but ended up not working. Sigh" I look up at him and he replied completely straight-faced "At least you can't get pregnant that way" Needless to say I blushed profusely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waitingtillmarch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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I read an interesting article recently...

Apparently, Alaskan racing dogs perform optimally when they consume non-meat products mid-run; needless to say, this has caused a great change in tactics. A lot of it is untested, but a few dogs are going through trials to see how various types of fungi impact their speeds. The training facility was just built; they call it the "mush room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FKDSOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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Why can't you trust a softball pitcher?

Because they use underhanded tactics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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My wife says about my Dadjokes: "You think you're funny."

Me: "I think. Therefore, I am."

(followed by a quick tactical advance in the opposite direction)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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