Growing up we didn't have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down Calculator with no multiplication symbol on it.

Times were hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcEmarc1966
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I used to have a job explaining all those pictures and symbols they use on maps...

...man, I was a legend over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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Why is the infinity symbol sideways?

Because 8 got lazy, decided to lay down and stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMcNoobins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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What's the loudest symbol of music?

The crash "symbol".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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Owls are a symbol of wisdom, but I think that they're a little hard of hearing.

They always say hoooo???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy_AF_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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Why did the drummer spend the entire concert with his tongue on the Hi-hat?

It was symbolic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerriestMarauder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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What did Michael Jackson say in chemistry class when the teacher asked for the symbol of helium?

He He

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Do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_Wookiee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?

The element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandagami
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?

He was a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanitysaint
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ— (the multiplication symbol) meant...

It really is a sign of the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPeepsle12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Some consider owls to be symbols of death.

Especially mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamboyantFlower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,

But it's my own asterisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I miss when the β€˜#’ symbol meant β€˜pound’...

I want you to #metoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffActual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...

... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why’s β€œU” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?

Because β€œU” have a lot of potential!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenverCav0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?

Red Croissant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...

...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...

Ba-dum ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_mcfly27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Friend: NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjaminear3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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All of these math symbols are confusing.

It's all Greek to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueEthan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.

He said Na.

Can someone please tell me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbrisco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A period and a decimal use the same symbol

Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My old man explained map symbols for a living.

He was a real legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?

Make a stand for the flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpureInn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.

I said, β€œNo, but a pen is.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Phone keyboards don't have the cent symbol.

Is it because no one has any cents anymore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokemonTaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.

foiled again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".

He mint well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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When do Red White, and Blue not symbolize freedom?

When you’re going 85 on surface streets, with them behind you in flashing lights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff

Badumtss

Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braincain007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.

I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Canadian Joke

The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver

national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFrostintheBox
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...

He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo

I asked him what chemical it was.

"Caffeine" was his reply.

It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoPhilosopher
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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Computer: choose a password. Me: hi-hat

Computer: password cannot contain symbols

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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So you know the programming language C...

next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.

I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclipse_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"

Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Periodic Table Pun

Why is the element Sb poor? Because it is antimony.

The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.

Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ganesh003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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There's a little known country in central Europe that is ruled by a monarchy...

Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.

The king knows this and he knows that only a small portion of his populace can ever hope to become one of the respected elite, let alone hold one of their masterpieces in their own hands. Being a very just and fair man, the king ordered the most senior watchmaker in the land to create something the likes of which had never been seen. A watch of such great craftsmanship so as to be above monetary value. The man labored long and hard for many nights to produce the king's watch. When he at last presented the completed work to his lord - in front of the entire nation, no less - he was met with thunderous applause and a warm embrace. He had done it! The king then made a shocking announcement.

"This masterpiece belongs to my people!"

When the roaring of the crowd died down he continued.

"This watch shall be a symbol of my love for all of you. Though I rule over you with supreme authority I do not wish a single one of you to feel that you do not have a voice in the ruling of this nation. From this day on let anyone who doubts my decisions or questions my judgment wear this watch and stand as my equal to voice their concerns. Should even a single one of you think me unfair or wrong in any matter then simply come to my castle and I will present you this token of good faith."

The king made good on his word and from that day on all citizens knew they held the right to challenge their king's rulings. Over time the watch became a symbol of fairness throughout the land. Anyone who wore it

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...

Ba-dum chhhhhhh.

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