Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I miss when the β#β symbol meant βpoundβ...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Thereβs a saying in math that goes, βItβs as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.β
I though it was an odd expression
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
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︎ May 07 2020
Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...
But donβt worry...it will be ok. ππ»
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︎ Nov 14 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
No one tell me what the symbol βΞΌβ stands for
Which I think is quite mean.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
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︎ Mar 08 2018
I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...
...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
All of these math symbols are confusing.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What is Japan's symbol of gratitude?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?
Make a stand for the flag.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My old man explained map symbols for a living.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.
I said, βNo, but a pen is.β
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
When do Red White, and Blue not symbolize freedom?
When youβre going 85 on surface streets, with them behind you in flashing lights.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
Phone keyboards don't have the cent symbol.
Is it because no one has any cents anymore?
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︎ Oct 24 2017
I once tried to hire a Prince impersonator for a Party...
... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
i was in a band once
the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Shocking
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︎ Jun 27 2018
I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
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︎ Mar 27 2018
I got an interview and told them I was proficient in C and C-sharp.
Turns out that wasn't good enough to be a pianist
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︎ Oct 20 2019
2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff
Badumtss
Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT
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︎ Dec 02 2017
But wait, there's myrrh!
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︎ Dec 12 2017
I used to work at a soup place where I'd start every interaction
"Chowder you guys doing today? Miso sorry for the puns, what can I get βphα» you, brother?"
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︎ Oct 11 2019
A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo
I asked him what chemical it was.
"Caffeine" was his reply.
It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.
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︎ May 07 2014
You wanna hear a potassium joke?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes βXβ instead of βChrist.β
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldnβt. βWhat, are you not smart enough?β
βNo Uβ
Iβll see myself out.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
I used to be in a Chemistry band
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Quite an acidic burn
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︎ Sep 01 2015
Periodic Table Pun
Why is the element Sb poor?
Because it is antimony.
The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.
Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.
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︎ Oct 18 2018
Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium
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