I asked my crush out

She said I was living in a Fanta-sy

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👤︎ u/the_mythx
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Star War-sy mood...

Help me, bottle of shower gel... You're my only soap...

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👤︎ u/tehhobear
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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So I've been thinking of making my own soda brand

Actually never mind, its just a Fanta-sy

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📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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I would like to fill the entire ocean with Soft drinks

But that would just be Fanta-sy

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📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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How do women like their eggs?

Ovary-sy 🍳

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👤︎ u/Sirius7099
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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I got my dad while watching a suspense show

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes

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👤︎ u/CaptainQWO
📅︎ Apr 29 2015
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