Swaggie here. Ground rules are as follows:
- Fuck you
- Rules are for pussies
Have at it!
> Malik Monk begins his availability by asking Austin Reaves > > "You're famous, bro?" > > Malik Monk confirms his right arm is "strictly for buckets" and is why he only has tattoos on his left arm. > > And yes, he got the inspiration from Nick Young. > > Malik Monk confirms he has not taken any other life advice from Swaggy P >
So Mags is a commenter on TotD, she is an actual 15 year old girl who is very funny and smart and nuts, grew up with Deadhead parents and burns TotD guy all the time in the comment section but she's an actual 15 year old girl so if you make mean or crude jokes about her you're an actual literal piece of shit. Just sayin'.
Anyway her first 2 guest posts are up with one more coming today. They're about her first Phish show, at the Forum. They really capture the fun of your first show but she doesn't get high so it's kinda lucid but even though she doesn't get high she pretty much totally Gets It first time out which is sweet
First part
https://thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2015/07/27/a-guest-post-by-maggie-who-is-swaggie/
Second part
https://thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2015/07/27/another-guest-post-from-maggie-who-remains-swaggie/
Third part forthcoming at some point
This is just a goofy way I think the WWE can use the news of Swagger being busted with weed as a way to further his character. Since he and Coulter are basically parodying the Tea Party - I don't want to get into a debate about if it's accurate or not - and they're about small government and freedom of the people. Swagger can at one point go off about how the government shouldn't restrict the freedom of Americans from doing whatever they want to their bodies, and boom out comes CM Punk. It would be ripping of the Punk/Jeff Hardy storyline a bit, but since when does that matter. Plus it could either help turn Swagger face by having him say he's for giving everyone the option to do what they want and be truly free to choose. Or help Punk go face as he present the proper role model of what a Real American should be.
I don't know, hopefully my friends in SC will like it, but this is the idea of an exhausted college student in the middle of finals week, so it may be just stupid and crazy.
