This support group will help you recharge
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
I just called up Gamestop consumer support.
They asked me to hold it.
This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
Need to ask somebody to support you?
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
Do you know why Santa supports LGBT rights? 🏳️🌈
They make the Yuletide gay.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
Where do people attend support groups for arachnophobes?
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
How will he support his 3mm family?
Show support for his hard work
I support free speech
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
My horse never supports anything I want to do.
Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?
We'd finally live in a classless society.
Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
The true support that Windows needed...
What animal do French women wear to give them support?
Has anyone asked IT for support?
They deal with viruses all the time!
Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?
I was having trouble with my computer, so I contacted IT support. The man said, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'
I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...
The Elon Mask is their first product.
Why did the Magic 8-ball call tech support?
My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...
So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...
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