Must Ingest Nutritional Supplement #42
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HueyLameass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A guy walked into a supplement store

He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisn002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What do you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You in"vitamin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bignug420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency

Ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I got sick from taking too many supplements for my anemia.

It was ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgri0b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why shouldn’t you give a vampire a supplement?

You don’t want to vitamin...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, β€œwhat about B4? Where’s it?”

I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hrd4Yew69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My Dr. has perscribed an iron supplement,

I find it a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.

When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"

The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:

"Irony," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I ran out of my Omega 3 supplement so I went to the store. The attendant was rude and threw the bottle at me as hard as he could

Fortunately, my injuries were super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My human anatomy book doesn't have supplemental pages

The appendix was removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A friend of mine sells supplements for a living and he stopped by the house. My wife answered the door.

I yelled to her to go ahead and vitamin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?

No Whey Jose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkproteus86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What kind of supplements does Mario Batali use?

Molto-Vitamins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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Been working out for a few months and am finally seeing my gains.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAGoldenBear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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My gym buddy told me he’s going dairy-free.

When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, β€œUnfortunately, there’s no whey.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Got dad joked into next week at work

I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."

10/10. Would be dad-joked again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapCrack1ePop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Been waiting to drop this.

So, recently my SO got some Vitamin C supplement and the brand is called Emergen-C.

SO drinks the supplement and I start panicking. SO: What's wrong?! Me: You're in an emgency situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cratoreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Got dad joked by my muscle-head friend today

I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming

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