Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE
My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...
It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.
I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?
We have superior cows on our farm.
They are out standing in the field.
My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...
When someone is speaking in vein
You have to listen varicosely
What do you call Batman's blood vessels?
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
My friend discovered and claimed 15 ore veins as his property...
My daughter recently had surgery and they couldn’t get the IV in but...
They just kept trying in vein!
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I firmly believe that rye is superior to pumpernickel in every way.
...thank you for attending my bread talk.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
There really isn’t a pun for lethal injections, I mean if you think about it, even if you do say anything, your life is still in vein...
What did the meager bratwurst say to the superior side of roast beef?
What am I - chopped liver??
There is only one superior race
I have finally made it
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time “dad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
I would tell you a joke about veins, but I'm afraid it would be in vain.
It’s OK to Think one race is superior
I think the 10k is by far the best race, 5ks suck
Unicyclists think they're so superior...
Like, get off your pedal-stools.
No matter how kind you are...
I tried creating a pun on plants
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
My superiority complex is way better than yours
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
If you took every vein in your body and layed them out in a straight line..
You would be dead
A joke my teacher told me in like grade 5
Jokes about Mother Superior going to the tavern are the absolute best...
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
You guys ever heard of Varicose Veins
They're varicose to the skin
My friend went on a tangent about the superiority of colanders...
But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.
What do you call a superior bed?
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
People ask me why I hate grapes
The local church's Mother Superior has the worst drinking habit I've ever seen,
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
you can hear the blood in your veins
You can hear the blood flowing through your veins
if you listen varicosely.
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