Summaries Puns

A list of puns related to "Summaries"

Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?

Well, it's about time.

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👤︎ u/JustHumanGarbage
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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A brief summary of how Han Solo died
  1. Harass son
  2. Fjord
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👤︎ u/myth-ran-dire
📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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What is the opposite of a summary?

A wintery.

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👤︎ u/m4cktheknife
📅︎ Feb 17 2017
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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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At dinner tonite, my daughter told me she learned what paraphrasing is.

I asked her if she could give us a brief summary about it.

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👤︎ u/RevRagnarok
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What's the opposite of a nunnery?

A summary. Or maybe even... a lottery.

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👤︎ u/Wellmeaningusagenazi
📅︎ Nov 11 2014
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Dad and my brothers girlfriend

Around Christmas a couple years back, my brother was helping his girlfriend finish a homework assignment. My dad walked into the room and asked what they were working on.

She replied "A summary for a book I had to read."

To which my old man replies "A summary? But it's winter!"

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👤︎ u/fackjoley
📅︎ Dec 10 2013
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