I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and quite possibly, bambezoed.
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
It was my Time lapse.
But I canceled my subscription.
Now I have many issues.
Itβs called Matcha the Day
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
I don't get it.
Would that be a cents off humour failure?
It's tearable news
Well, they said there weren't any strings attached
It's a pay-as-you-van-Gogh model.
No thanks, we're all illiterate.
So I turned off the burner and renewed my subscription.
So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.
You park your car, man.
(Creds to my Google joke subscription)
He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
My girl friend's Sirius satellite radio subscription ran out and she hasn't renewed it yet.
Her: I'm going to die with out my Sirius! I hate the regular radio
Me: Siriusly?
Her: ಠ_ಠ
Via text message
Now they're sending me threatening letters!
