What did the chickpea say when it had a stomachache?

I falafel.

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👤︎ u/nishidake
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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what kind of cake makes you sick?

a stomachache.

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👤︎ u/homesapien
📅︎ Sep 25 2022
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My 6yo son me. Me: "Don't eat all of those Swedish fish at once you get a stomachache." Him: "I won't Daddy. I'll eat them one at a time."

So proud of him.

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