What do you do when you have a stomach ache?

You rectify it.

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My dog ate an entire box of crayons by himself and got a horrible stomach ache.

It was pretty shitty.

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What do spiders take when they get stomach aches?

Webto-Bismol

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👤︎ u/Mqge
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.

It was a Belchin Waffle

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👤︎ u/dawall12
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why do you get a stomach ache if you swallow toothpaste?

It isnt mint to be swallowed.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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I had a stomach ache

Me: Do you have any antacids? Dad: No, but I have some uncle-acids!

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👤︎ u/blewis222
📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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Why did the cow‘s stomach ached?

Because there was no more rumen it

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Such pain

Having stomach ache is a shitty feeling

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👤︎ u/ZacchaeusA
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Call in sick

Bill Johnson called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I cannot come work today, I am really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my leg hurts, I cannot come work."

The boss says: "Bill I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Bill calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. By the way you got nice house.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Ho Chow calls into work

Ho Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says, You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. Try it." Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon. You have a nice house too"

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 25 2019
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