7 Hilarious Steamroller Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the new road say to the steamroller?

You flatter me.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they’ve been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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👤︎ u/mountainspringH20

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

“Curses! Foil again!”

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog

📅︎ Oct 17 2017

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I had a job making Heavy Equipment for Road Building...

but I got laid off. They said the market for Steamrollers was flattening.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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So I check my phone and my wife asks "What's up at Reddit?"

I answer, "A photo of a man who was ran over by cement roller. Someone may find this funny, but in my opinion, such jokes are kinda flat."

She actually laughed.

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👤︎ u/deaddoe

📅︎ Jun 28 2015

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Holy dadjokes, Batman!

My dad: "Did you hear what happened to Batman and Robin?!"

Me: "...no, what?"

Dad: "They got run over by a steamroller!"

Me: "oh God... -_-"

Dad: "Yeah! Now they're Flatman and Ribbon!"

Haha... Ha...ha

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👤︎ u/LyndsayFTW

📅︎ Mar 06 2014

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Oct 18 2018

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