Steamroller Puns

A list of puns related to "Steamroller"

What did the new road say to the steamroller?

You flatter me.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call Batman and Robin after they’ve been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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👤︎ u/mountainspringH20
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

“Curses! Foil again!”

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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I had a job making Heavy Equipment for Road Building...

but I got laid off. They said the market for Steamrollers was flattening.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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So I check my phone and my wife asks "What's up at Reddit?"

I answer, "A photo of a man who was ran over by cement roller. Someone may find this funny, but in my opinion, such jokes are kinda flat."

She actually laughed.

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👤︎ u/deaddoe
📅︎ Jun 28 2015
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Holy dadjokes, Batman!

My dad: "Did you hear what happened to Batman and Robin?!"

Me: "...no, what?"

Dad: "They got run over by a steamroller!"

Me: "oh God... -_-"

Dad: "Yeah! Now they're Flatman and Ribbon!"

Haha... Ha...ha

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👤︎ u/LyndsayFTW
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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