Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. Thereβs always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, βWhat about the star?β Without skipping a beat, he says, βItβs 2020. Zero stars.β
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
Ana Tomic: Ally, correct
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
Mannequin Skywalker.
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Man, De Lorain
The Man-DeLorean
A macauliflower
This is a Sirius question.
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
..... I was the captain's log
A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.
The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.
It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.
I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san. One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.
The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:
Don't Stop Bereaving
He said, "Shuriken!"
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
A conversation.
May divorce be with you.
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
I'd give it one star.
One has shoaly hits
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
Co-Ed Vid 19
Womp womp
Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.
Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.
Kid: no I'm not!
Me: R2!?!!
Because it's inhothpitable.
... βSoloβ would win Hans down.
(Iβm sure thatβs been done before but itβs new to me. Sorry if thatβs the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really βdownβ either. Shucks)
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Their is a tree under it
Divorce is strong with this one.
