My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making Star Wars puns
I guess divorce is strong with this one...
I was in my bed staring up at the stars and wondering...
Where the fuck did my roof go?
Just for star wars people... what's the normal temperature of a tauntaun?
If you date someone who doesn’t like Star Wars puns…
Then you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
What do you call a star that doesn’t joke around?
Why are movie stars so cool?
You know why the Star Wars characters don't use Iphones?
Because they only have Androids
You know who is the Star Wars character that is also a Swedish band?
What did my hippie Star Trek fan dog tell me today?
Why are stars/actors/any popular person so cool
Because they have a lot of fans
I want to open a star trek themed coffee shop called "Bean me up Biscotti".
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree.
Did you know there's a religious group who Hates the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy?
They're the Haitin' Christian Sons.
What would be used to execute Royals if French Revolution took place in Star Wars?
I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
Who remembers those early 80s medley records by Stars on 45?
What a load of clap track
I used to know a Star Wars joke…
But that was a long, long time ago.
What Does Star Trek and Toilet Paper Have in Common?
They both hang around UrAnus looking for ClingOns.
If your girl believes in star signs...
You better pack your bags and Virgo.
When I was a young man, I was a rising star in a popular rap group. We got rich and made a lot of dough.
Have you ever heard of the Yeasty Boys?
Can a ninja throw a throwing star?
I like telling people that I own a five star hotel.
It sounds more impressive than saying we've had five one star reviews on TripAdvisor.
Did you know the actor who plays Kirk in the new Star Trek movies longs to live in a forest of evergreen trees?
What do you call two stars orbiting each other?
Astronomers discovered a huge ball of vacuum cleaners encircling a star.
Which car is most like a Star Wars action figure?
Out of all the races on Star Trek, nobody uses more hair coloring than the Klingons.
That’s because today is a good day to dye!
My friend from France loves Star Wars and milk tea.
I’m planning him a Boba Fête.
What do you call a Star Trek android with scoliosis?
A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
What's a star wars character's favorite type of car?
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Did you hear about the star that exploded?
Star trek related
(FWIW, The following is a true story and actually happened today. Not sure this is the right place for this but not sure where else to post. 🤷♂️
Me and my wife were just talking. She went to the plant store and bought a few plants today. I asked her why they were in the bathtub and she told me she had to spray them with neem oil.
I said "LEONARD NEEM-OY-IL???" With a dumb grin on my face but she didn't even know who he was. 😑
While watching fireworks my son had an app that told him the name of stars...
He said "Hey Dad, that one over there isn't a star. It's actually Venus
Me "Where's Uranus?"
Him, "It isn't visible yet"
Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Father’s Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
Who is the dirtiest, smelliest pop star?
Just bought a terrible thesaurus from a Star Wars gift shop
It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My dealer got me the last of this in-demand strain called Death Star.
He says I'm lucky before he Alderaan out.
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