I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.

It must have been the Yuri-nation.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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The dog pooped on the floor, and it stank to high heavens.

So I blasted the Febreezus out of the place.

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📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Last Christmas season, I took my son to see Santa Claus at the mall and he stank of booze and cigarettes.

God knows what Santa must have thought of him.

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📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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My girlfriend had to fart while we were watching a movie but felt too embarrassed

GF: It hurts to hold it in and it's making my stomach feel bad.
Me: It's ok, you can fart in front of me. When you feel it coming, let it out slowly so it doesn't make a noise and sit directly on your butt so you'll trap it in and it won't smell.
GF: Wow, I didn't know you were my "Fart Teacher."
Me: I prefer "tutor."

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👤︎ u/Memer04
📅︎ Dec 01 2014
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Tried my best to make a joke about farce.

But it stank, and ended up with the wrong punch line.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Sony had a PlayStation product to compete with the WiiU...

... called the PU.

Was never successful.

Everyone thought it stank.

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👤︎ u/milesmac
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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