Standin Puns

A list of puns related to "Standin"

People told me my Elton John obsession would lead to my downfall.

But I’m still standin’…better then I ever did.

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👤︎ u/Ho2Me9
đź“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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Driving to a gopher museum, my gf was helping plan a wedding. She was talking dresses and how they were using Satin dresses for the reception….

I look at her and ask: Why do they call it a Satin dress when you will be standin’!

I was almost thrown from the car - and I was driving! (Museum was cool, bit stiff though)

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👤︎ u/ColdWeatherGamers
đź“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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