How come they call a place where horses are kept a "stable"…
And not a neigh-bourhood?
Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...
I bless the reins down in Africa...
My lazy friend got a job at a stable...
Now he can REALLY horse around.
If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
A man goes into a pet store to buy a puppy to keep his horses company in their stable.
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
Why was Jesus born in a stable?
There was no womb in the inn.
The most stable relationship I have is with my bed
Because it stands on four legs.
My daughter tells me that she wants to live in a nice house with her friends when they all have stable jobs.
I said, “Well sweetie, that’s nice, but I just can’t see you and your friends shoveling manure for a living.”
To which she replied, “Oh no? I thought you said that I could be president if I wanted to!”
One time I accidentally ate horse and it sent me to the ER
Doctor said I was ‘stable’
Why can't you pass a bill in the stables?
Oh how the turntables have stabled
My son asked me why I bought a saddle for my father who’s in the hospital
I said, “Because he’s bedridden”
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition.
My horse ate all the bedding in the stable
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
Why do sane sane horses sleep inside?
What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?
A horse broke into my room while I was asleep.
What a stable relationship.
When you're in a stable relationship.
Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge
Why did the horse get a divorce
His wife and him werent in a stable relationship
When someone says “Hold your horses”, they’re telling you to be stable.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
My girlfriend, playing a farming game, said “I want my horse stable.”
I asked “Why is he wobbling?”
What do you call a financially stable clown?
What kind of tree isn’t financially stable?
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
Mr. Ed
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
Heard about the homeless horse?
Working in a barn is a stable career.
Why is the refrigerator emotionally more stable ?
Because he is always chilling out
Jesus grew up poor but...
At least he was born in a stable situation.
They have a stable relationship
The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
My relationship isn't stable.
What do you call horses in a stable?
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
What do you call two horses in a relationship?
A man was admitted to the hospital for horses in him
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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