Sports Competition Puns

A list of puns related to "Sports Competition"

Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?

They don't have any skin in the game.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.

It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.

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👤︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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👤︎ u/littlemoimoi
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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